Lowdown Dirty criminal is a black comedy about two friend who make up one's mind to work for an underworld fictional character after a debacle deliver pizza pie. They bodge up the first job deliver a birthday bar to their foreman and go on to bodge up a hit job etc. the film has many similarity to Lock Stock and Two smoke Barrels. After get embroil up with a chilling lady condemnable know as the Upholsterer the secret plan has a mussy flood tide. The two sympathetic miserable crime walk off from the dark universe of offense, learn their lesson and restart their life.::paularoger-94717