Prince Philip “HAWK” Hawkyns doesn’ t merely dreaming about kill vampire - He eat, sleep, drink and freakin’ breath it. After get kick out the regular army for venture a fellow soldier with a blunt two by four, Hawk about die of ennui work as a nighttime security guard in his hometown of Santa Claus Muerte, Golden State - USA. merely when it look like all Hawk’s option in life have got run out, foul blood-sucking vampire look and of course of study - cipher freakin’ believe him. With his dorsum up against the wall, his sweaty Karate Kid headband on and horde of homicidal vampire close in, Hawk enlist the aid of the one individual who sort of believe him - Revson “REV” McCabe, a dimwitted, vegan-pacifist groundsman. Together they fall in force to salvage the whole full freakin’ universe. Well, at least their hometown anyhow. (feature - horror/comedy)::Anonymous